I'm a man with a bad sense of humor
I stick around like a 5 foot tumor
Ain't got no lover, ain't got no daughter
Oh but brother, my words will slaughter

I got my hair greased up to the back
~Your heart is broke? Well, so are you, Jack!
There ain't a thing that money can't buy
You can ask my daddy cause he already tried

Well I'm the man
That America loves
No room for cowboys, No room for hobos anymore
Yeah I'm the man
That America loves
You wanna make you a dollar
Y'wanna Make you a dollar
Well You better make it at my store

I got myself a business degree
I Got it from one of them ivy leagues
Mamma says that I'll be all right
Cause i always grabbed a pen when I wanted to fight

I read the 48 Rules for Life
Buy You a castle and steal you a wife
And if anyone should try to stand in your way
Well you shoot half them fools down and make the other half pay

Well I'm the man
That America loves
No room for cowboys, No hobos anymore
Yeah I'm the man
That America loves
You wanna make you a dollar
Y'wanna make you a dollar
Well You better make it at my store

Well it sure is nice to have friends in high places
Went to the gambling house, i drew only aces
Got my money back in two minutes time
Then i made an extra dollar for the man on the line

Hear my words, don't look at my deeds
It's only real if it squeals and bleeds
I'm looking for victims, hey what's your name?
You look brand new to earth and unaware of the game

Well I'm the man
That America loves
No room for cowboys, No hobos anymore
I'm the man
That America loves
You wanna make you a dollar
Y'wanna Make you a dollar
Well You better make it at my store

So see my suit and drive my car
Did I say drive? I meant look from a far
Well you want a career or something sorta like that
Well i want your wife
And i like that hat

You're in a mine or you're stocking a shelf
You're always working for somebody else
And that somebody else just happens to be me
Well praise the lord for this democracy

Well I'm the man
That America loves
No room for cowboys, or astronauts anymore
Well I'm the man
That America loves
You wanna make you a dollar
Y'wanna Make you a dollar
Well You better make it at my store

Yeah I'm the man
That America loves
No room for cowboys, or rock stars anymore
I'm the man
That America loves
You wanna make you a dollar
Y'wanna Make you a dollar
Well You better make it at my store :)